Hell No, Don’t Let Them Go!
It is springtime, but already the thrills of March Madness have fallen into a painful abyss. Die-hard college basketball fans, so recently frantic over their brackets and whooping their way to dreams of a national championship, now turn to the sports pages with fear and loathing. Will their team’s freshman power forward, or All-American point guard, give up college for a multimillion dollar contract? Oh, the pain, terror, and non-academic karma of it all.